Well, its about time for a quality story. Today I was walking along the edge of a cliff, when I looked up and saw a torpedo made of machetes and anger. and matches. Now thats a dangerous combination, if I've ever seen one. This mean torpedo was heading straight for the huge stack of dynomite and explosives to my right, and looked pretty intent on reaching it. Closer, closer. Even closer now. And Then. Something completely unexpected happened...a flying elephant swooped in and grabbed the torpedo between his teeth... no I'm just joking. That would have been ridiculous! What actually happened was somewhat realistic. This guy who had been climbing up the side of the cliff with an ice pick and spiked shoes grasped a nearby vine and PPPPFFFFFFTTTTT!!!!!!!
Well that story was really lame and REALLY not going anywhere very exciting. Its a shame, I know. Maybe sometime soon something else incredible will happen to me worthy of a story.
Well that story was really lame and REALLY not going anywhere very exciting. Its a shame, I know. Maybe sometime soon something else incredible will happen to me worthy of a story.
1 comments:
I still really want to buy a torpedo like that. I have plenty of machetes and anger... Could I make one? Could a smaller torpedo be made of letter-openers and annoyance?
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