Self-Discovery!?

I'm beginning to suspect that I may quite possibly be a sock-kleptomaniac. I keep finding socks in my drawer that I'm pretty sure aren't mine. Sometimes its just one, and that confuses me. But sometimes, its TWO! So I put them on and wear them. It's actually kind of convenient, and useful. If you need to pick up a habit, I suggest sock-kleptomanicaing. Like I said, its been doing great things for me!