It's Christmas!! It's snowing outside, and the tree is green, and family is here, and I got to bake pie!! I love Christmas.
HAPPY ... happy ... HAPPY ... happy!!
And I watched Home Alone tonite with my best friend! Yay!
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"Who is it?"
"It's me, snakes. I got the stuff."
"Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here."
"All right, Johnny. But where's my money?"
"What money?"
"A.C. said you had some dough for me."
"Is that a fact? How much do I owe you?"
"A.C. said 10%."
"Too bad A.C. ain't in charge no more. He'll call you when he gets out."
"Hey, I tell you what I'm going to do, snakes. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to git your ugly no good yellow keister off my property before I pump you full of lead."
"All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going."
"One ... two ... ten!"
"Keep the change you filthy animal!"
"I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes adn in my belly button, which I never did before, but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape."
mmmmmmm pie.
"The cheeks were fuller, and the white skin seemed
ruby-red underneath. The mouth was redder than ever,
for on the lips were gouts of fresh blood, which trickled from
the corners of the mouth and ran down over the chin and neck.
Even the deep, burning eyes seemed set amongst swollen flesh,
for the lids and pouches underneath were bloated. It seemed
as if the whole awful creature were simply gorged with blood.
He lay like a filthy leech, exhausted with his repletion."
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